coldalbion:

anais-ninja-bitch:

sparklingthedas:

Astarion lectures of disappointment >>>

omfg is that really how he talks???

Yes.

(via tangentiallyrelated)


killorbekillian:

killorbekillian:

killorbekillian:

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do you know how rare it is for me to have a post on my main blog that breaks 1k notes? this is is really the one the people have chosen?

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THIS WAS NOT MY WHOLE MEAL. I WAS JUST GONNA ADD IT TO INSTANT RAMEN. DON’T KICK ME WHILE I’M DOWN.

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ashfae:

leatherlavender:

insufficiently-advanced:

findsomethingtofightfor:

the-real-numbers:

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Source

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ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho

this image made me quit my job.

I remember the first time I saw it, i stared at it for several minutes until I finally just started crying. It made me resolve to leave, and I turned in my resignation about a month later.

This is your reminder that if life keeps throwing you lemons you are not morally obligated to make lemonade from them. You can duck, or catch them in a trash can, or get a baseball bat and slam those fuckers into the stratosphere.

(via what-even-is-thiss)


apas-95:

mozilla-firefucks:

oriko-mikuni:

wildhaunt:

sundayinthcpark:

girldong:

senatortedcruz:

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🤔

Light that sucker up

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@maeamian coming in … delightfully sporting

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[img txt: #simple #i would bunt the baby and sprint for first #thus making the problem that of handling the live ball/baby the problem of the catcher and third baseman #who would then have to throw the baby to first before I got there #Then I’d steal second because what’re they gonna do try to toss a baby back and forth to get me in a rundown? No fuckin way #I’d take a quick break on second before stealing third and then home #for the game’s single most upsetting inside the park home run]

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Stop putting this christian baby in Situations

genuinely in love with the reveal, from the baby prodigy scenario, that Christian Baby does not refer simply to a baby baptised and born to christians, but to an infant that holds a belief in christian theology

(via shanksandchivalry)


sepdet:

dungeonsncaptions:

dykecostanza:

she was so real for this

[Transcription start:

Anderson Cooper: “That rumor- were that you had a male appendage. That you were a hermaphrodite. And you joked about it on the stage last night.”
Lady Gaga: “Maybe I do.”
Cooper, laughing: “But it- but it’s interesting-”
Lady Gaga: “Would it be so terrible?”
Cooper: “But it’s interesting, a lot of artists would immediately put out some sort of a statement saying that this is absolutely not true. You have fun with it.”
Lady Gaga: “Why the hell am I gonna waste my time and give a press release about whether or not I have a penis? My fans don’t care and neither do I.”

Transcription end.]

Can you just imagine trying to explain to people 40 years ago or 40 years from now the amount of time actual US news reporters and politicians wasted asking intrusive questions about people’s genitals before audiences of millions while refusing to discuss global warming which we already knew about in the 80s

(via itrieddontjudgeme)



mortimermcmirestinks:

halftoning:

halftoning:

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

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do you understand

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I made you something OP

(via amblyopsidae)




apas-95:

mozilla-firefucks:

oriko-mikuni:

wildhaunt:

sundayinthcpark:

girldong:

senatortedcruz:

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🤔

Light that sucker up

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@maeamian coming in … delightfully sporting

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[img txt: #simple #i would bunt the baby and sprint for first #thus making the problem that of handling the live ball/baby the problem of the catcher and third baseman #who would then have to throw the baby to first before I got there #Then I’d steal second because what’re they gonna do try to toss a baby back and forth to get me in a rundown? No fuckin way #I’d take a quick break on second before stealing third and then home #for the game’s single most upsetting inside the park home run]

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Stop putting this christian baby in Situations

genuinely in love with the reveal, from the baby prodigy scenario, that Christian Baby does not refer simply to a baby baptised and born to christians, but to an infant that holds a belief in christian theology

(via detectivehole)


ghostatjoes:

jathis:

dreamofserenity626:

surprisebitch:

womanthinking:

Scientifically the most pure thing on our wretched mess of a planet.

Bambi and Thumper!!!

What’s great about this is that rabbit is totally ‘binkying’, which is that really high jump they make when they are super happy and excited! He loves his deer friend! <3

@repurposedmeatlocker

@themxnsterghxst

@justanotherpersonsuniverse Sabrina and Alix

(via tangentiallyrelated)


afloweroutofstone:
“historium:
“ “Second National March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights, Washington, D.C., October 11, 1987
”
Sections 553 and 554 of Article 27 of the Maryland Code prohibited sodomy (punishable with a sentence of “not less...

afloweroutofstone:

historium:

Second National March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights, Washington, D.C., October 11, 1987

Sections 553 and 554 of Article 27 of the Maryland Code prohibited sodomy (punishable with a sentence of “not less than one year nor more than ten years”), oral sex, and “any other unnatural or perverted sexual practice with any other person.”

Maryland’s law against sodomy was repealed in 2020.

(via tangentiallyrelated)


mindofjson:

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#STUCK

(via saifey)



whitegirlsaintshit:
“ st3fan00:
“ Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
”
those are his hooves you bitch
”

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

(via sunshineandrainbowpiss)